Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Manual Over Autofocus.
The sentiment of that statement rings true with how I feel. The execution? Not so much. Many physicians stop short of treating the disease, let alone the patient. Instead, they treat the symptom or a specific manifestation of the disease. An ID doctor treats the infection; the surgeon opens and drains the abscess; the endocrinologist manages the diabetes. This makes sense from a practical point of view. If I have learned anything over the past two and a half years it is that I cannot learn everything. An expert should handle the complexities and nuanced management of certain conditions. But what happened to treating the patient? (This is not to say specialists cannot treat the patient instead of a symptom or aspect of disease; it simply means I haven't seen it yet. I am wanting to, believe me.)
Recently on rounds, the attending reminded us that "In medicine, we treat the patient, not the numbers." This statement was made regarding abnormal lab values. It was meant to remind the students and residents that we cannot simply try to correct abnormalities on paper; we must look at the patient clinically to confirm, adapt, and change plans. Sadly, it was meant on nothing more than a level of clinical correlation. As opposed to a grander statement about the lofty responsibility of treating the patient, it was about confirming laboratory findings clinically. What this statement actually did for me was point out the failures of the medical team to go beyond a talking point and treat more than the patient; I instead wondered: what about the person?
Too often it seems medicine becomes bogged down in labs or physical findings. Sodium is corrected; cholesterol is monitored. While these things are astoundingly important, I do not want to be a physician who works through tunneled vision. I do not want to be a physician who treats the patient instead of the disease.
I want to be the doctor who cares for the person.
Most of the people I have worked with thus far- who no doubt care about patients immensely and typically practice good medicine- do not focus on the patient as a person. Maybe this is naive and foolish. Maybe I cannot actually appreciate the weight of what it means to be a physician and all its struggles because I haven't reached that point yet. Honestly, I do not know and don't get me wrong: there have been a handful of docs who continually impress me both with their control of medical knowledge and their approach to patient care. Such physicians do exist. I just suppose my hope is to join their ranks in one and half years (technically) and four and half years (board-certified-ly).
Until next time.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Bugs and More
Don't get me wrong: viruses are very interesting. At the beginning of ID I thought they were much more impressive than bacteria could be. I mean, come on, bacteria can at least understandably be viewed as tangible organisms. We can see them move and divide. They are cells just like us. They have a cell wall, sure, but we can see the connection. Viruses? They're pretty much just little grenades with nucleic acid, bits of DNA and RNA covered in a protein capsid. How can we rationalize that? Pretty creepy little things.
Viruses: addressed "to whom it may concern."
Imagine my shock when we began discussing something that put viruses to shame. Made viruses into pocket-watches while they become the sundial. Of what do I speak? Prions. They are nothing more than little chunks of protein that infect cells and then screw things up. By "screw things up" I mean "get into your brain and then create tiny holes." They're the culprit behind disease like Kuru and Mad-Cow. They make no sense. Humans, animals, plants, etc? Gobs of cells all chocked full of organelles and DNA striving to make a living in life. Bacteria? Little cuties we can't help but feel sorry for. It's like they're trying to be us but just can't ever quite get there (don't feel too bad for them: Exhibit A). Viruses? Jerks that just keep trying to take over; the ants at our proverbial picnic.
But Prions? They just want to watch the world burn.
Namely because they would survive it.
What do I mean by this? In 1986, people in the UK burned over 4 million cows who might have been infected with BSE (Mad cow). And I mean torched. We're talking over 1000F heat. They then buried the ashes underground in a concrete container until 1998. TWELVE YEARS. At that point they opened the container and found the prions still smiling right back, waiting to continue their rampage of destruction. Wicked, eh?
So should we be worried? Pouring buckets of cash into prion research so that we don't all have chunks of protein infecting our brain?!
Not really. Turns out the major way to get a prion disease is via ingestion of infected tissue, also known as eating brains. This is why Kuru has only ever been historically found among people of the Fore tribe in Papau New Guinea (who engaged in cannibalism) and BSE was spreading because of the use of animal feed made up of dead-and-processed-other-animals. I'm going to spare you all the lovely photo of such a mental image that was included in our lecture. (Edit: to clarify, the most prevalent form of prion disease in humans is CJD which comes from ingesting infected beef, which likely themselves had infected food from animal products. Details.)
Oh, medical school.
Until next time.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Alive and Kicking
Much to my surprise, or at least cautiously optimistic belief, I successfully defeated the modular of Brain and Behavior. A nine week behemoth, it was advertised to be the most challenging module of the first two years of school- a reputation it seemed both pleased to have and eager to maintain. The most enjoyable result of being done? No more anatomy. A year ago we started in the cadaver lab and have sense made our way from the heart and lungs, through the GI tract, all around the GU system, up and down the extremities, and lastly into the brain, head, and neck. While dissection lab was usually pretty nice and a change-up from regular lecture, it's really nice to be freed from the afternoon time commitment and additional exams.
We're now into the module of Blood and Lymph which is going fairly well; it's very pathology focused which might mean a test that has its devil in the details. I still want nothing more (going on 2 weeks later) than to revel in the joy of being done with B&B, but have decided to get back to the grindstone. If I'm going to dance on the grave of this semester, I want to be damned sure it's dead. I don't know if it's cold in the ground just yet.
So that's what's going on. Fiction writing is still happening, slowly, but I am currently planning on waiting to post more until I have a better story formed. If I had more time, I'd like to be able to finish NaNoWriMo on time. I suppose with my late start, it'll just be a two/three/four month excursion for me. I mean, I'm a little busy with not shaving this month...
It is November, after all...
Until next time.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Unforseen Difficulties
There's a lot to do.
Assuming all of this works out, you're all of the sudden in medical school! You get to become a doctor! Your hard work has paid off! What does school do? Well, they continue with preparation, but this time it's to really become a physician (for now we'll ignore the residency process needed before you can become a practicing physician). In other words, the journey continues.
Some of you might be saying, "Wow, that sounds pretty tough." You, Hypothetical Constant Reader might be right. I won't argue that the process is lengthy and can be challenging. It's true. But I believe the real troubles arise from the unforeseen difficulties. The problems that pop up and create situations you've never even begun to consider in your- literally- years of preparation. All of that preparation has been so that when problems arise, you have the skill set and ability to assess and act. A child presents with shortness of breath. Assess and Act. A young man becomes violent and aggressive as he pesters you for drugs. Assess and Act. An old woman codes on the hospital floor. Assess and Act.
But what happens when unforeseen issues arise within the process of your preparatory education? How do you handle the different thoughts, opinions, ideas, and behaviors of your fellow students and teachers? The situations that arise away from the classroom? How do you assess and act? Do you stick to your own Self and values, possibly straying from the carefully constructed path of the Medical School Journey? Or do you keep quiet, noting your feelings, and hope for the best?
I suppose the real question is: can a person really complete this journey through medicine and end up the same core person at the finish line?
Now you might be asking, "What on Earth is he on about?"
Don't fret, Constant Reader. I'd say all is and will yet be well. I simply sit here thinking, on the cusp of a new year, I see all of the new M1s going through orientation. They anxiously and awkwardly begin their journey. Cramming onto a charter bus to breeze through the other campus. Nervously accepting the white coat in front of your peers. Awkwardly talking and drinking at the parties. I can't help but wonder, how different am I from them? Have I changed over the past year?
Looking back, I'm surprised by how much medical school, and all its tangential connections, have factored into my life in so many different ways. One year ago I wrote my thoughts and hopes on beginning school. Rereading those words now, I feel as though I managed pretty well. Was it easy and did I ever do it alone? Of course not; no way. Many thanks to all who've helped me (especially a certain redhead).
Two points of advice, however, given then by someone who is still wiser than me now, stick out more relevant today:
-Don't be dazzled by bullshit.
-Make sure all things pass the smell test for veracity, virtue, and truth.I think those are good things to think about and constantly return to. All things considered, I'm looking forward to my second year.
Until next time.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
A Very Talented Man
If there's a party with good music, I will dance like hell all night.
This has never been a problem before. I wouldn't even go so far as to call it a problem in this circumstance, it just had... unforeseen consequences. Literally not seen.
Such a ban would also prevent awkward, dance-ending injuries that freakishly happen out of nowhere and could obviously happen to anyone not just a guy who was GIVING it on the dance floor and has genetically lax knee ligaments.
Obviously.
It's true. I'm such a talented man that God Dance and God Awesomeness must have taken note and said, "Whoa. That is too much dance for a mere mortal. We must stop it. Brother God Misfortune: shut him down." And down he shut me. With a perfect storm of events, my left foot at once betrayed me, jutting quickly to the side of my body riding that frictionless train of spilled beer. Mere nanoseconds later, at the moment when my foot jumped from the beer train and landed at a standstill on dry floor, my body was jostled- unmaliciously- by a fellow dancer. This led Left Knee, previously one of my most dependable soldiers on the battlefield of dance, to be attacked on simultaneously on two fronts. Painfully, he exclaimed,"FFFUUUUUUU[[CENSORED]]!" and hit the ground.
My left knee popped, buckled, and I went down. Having had a past experience of dislocating my right patella and it being surgically repaired, I was worried and cautious. I hopped up and was able to get off the dance floor and onto a nearby bench. The knee felt really tender and sore, but fortunately did not have any sharp or continuous pain. This took any kind of a bone break off the table for my differential diagnosis, but ratcheted a ligament tear to the top of the worry list. Being the stupid man that I am, I tried to "walk it off" and do a few laps around the place. I was able to walk,which was definitely a plus, but could tell it was going to be out of commission for a while. My caring but concerned wife and I were able to make a quiet departure from the reception, grab some NSAIDs and ice from a friend in town, and make our way home. Over the next few days I made a doctors appointment and self-prescribed the RICE protocol and ibuprofen. My knee seemed to improve and I became mildly confident it was a sprain with no tears. Yesterday, the real doctor concurred with my diagnosis. He recommended I take it easy for a week and then slowly work back to normal use and exercise. Also advised was this bold fashion statement.
Pretty strange events, all things considered. My advice? Keep dancing like hell. If you don't already, give such dancing a go the next time you have the chance. It's just too damn fun not to.
Until next time.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Not Quite All-Star Material
(Y'all? I don't know either. Just go with it.)
So, in honor of my trying to return to form, I'm going to tell you a little story.
As stated previously, I'm currently working in pediatrics. It's been a really good experience thus far, and there have been some really interesting cases and children. This seems to be a general trend in medicine. As much as any other profession, it offers wonderful examples that solidify the simple truth that people do interesting things (to say the least).
[Exhibit A: The man who was ruthless attacked by a pasta noodle.]
Boy: Is tha'chya Momma or ya Gran Momma?
"What do you normally eat for a bedtime snack?" the Doctor asks.
A grin slowly creeps across the boy's face.
I hit a kid in the face.
But that is not the case (kind of). Let me explain. Kids are fussy. It's a fact of life. So sick children are especially fussy (by "children" I more accurately mean this 11 month old.) I was working with another medical student who was trying to listen to this child's lungs. The child was unhappy and crying. Let me tell you, it's hard to hear breath sounds when they're being dominated by loud wailing. To help with this, I pulled my ID badge (clipped to my white coat on a retractable...badge...clip) and was loosely holding it in front of said screaming child to function as a distraction.
This is what I'm talking about. Although mine isn't FBI. Sadly.
Until next time.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Ongoing Changes
You may or may not have noticed if you came here from a bookmark or previous address, that there was a feeder page and my blog has a new URL. If you're currently going, "What are you talking about?" you can pretty much ignore what I am, in fact, talking about. I originally wanted my blog to be orderly and systematic in its makeup. That flew out the window when my desired address, to match my desired title, "Paging the Doc," was not available. This led to the use of the alternate address -pagingdocgib- that you know and love (or maybe just bookmarked). Imagine my delight when I discovered my ideal name, that which so perfectly captures the essence of my writing (or maybe just the title of my blog), was available. I snatched it up!
So what does this mean for you? Nothing if you don't want it to. You can go to pagingdocgib.blogspot and be redirected here (although you will no longer see new posts in feeds/notifications), or you can do what the cool kids are doing and delete that old mismatched bookmark and save yourself a new new. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.
Well. If you insist.
From where we left off, I have now successfully finished my first year of school and am currently doing some summer work in Pediatrics. Let me repeat that.
I HAVE FINISHED A YEAR OF SCHOOL.
This is also known as, Good-lord-how-did-time-go-by-so-quickly or I-don't-feel-like-a-quarter-of-an-official-doctor. Other milestones? I have also now been married for over one year and, as expected, lived in a new city/apartment for the same amount of time. I cannot believe it.
Well. One thing. That my own sinuses would obey me and stop acting out so that I could be at the hospital now, rather than at home, seemingly blowing my brains out through my nose. I haven't had anatomy of the head yet, but I'm sure there's some kind of pathway/condition that could make that possible.
Until next time.
Monday, April 19, 2010
A Return to Form?
Read: Never. His curiosity is insatiable!Side-Note Medical Reminder: Ladies- do a self breast exam once a month. Fellas- same goes for you with your testes. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
A Different Type of Battle

Until next time.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Health Reform? Huh?
- People who are currently deemed "uninsurable" due to preexisting conditions will be able to enroll in a new federal insurance program that should be established in 90 days. This will serve to kind of get the ball rolling until such conditions are banned outright for adults in 2014.
- Children under 19 cannot be denied covered due to preexisting conditions. Parents will be able to continue covering their children on their plans up until the age of 26 (unless they are offered insurance through their employer). This helps give kids access.
- The Medicare Part D Coverage Gap (the giant "doughnut hole" in coverage for drugs for the elderly) will be halved, with 50% being covered (up from zero). This helps fix a huge cost issue in providing pharmaceuticals to the elderly. Fun fact: Want to know the quality of the legislation that made Part D coverage, passed in 2006, so awesome? The main proponent of the legislation and head of the committee on pharmaceuticals, Former Congressman Billy Tauzin (R-LA), quit Congress two days after it passed and then immediately started working for the PhRMA lobbying group. Insane.
- Small businesses (less than 25 employees/wages of less than $50,000) qualify for a tax credit of up to 35% of the costs of health insurance premiums for employees.
- No more lifetime caps on insurance coverage and restrictions will be placed on annual limits.
- Insurance companies not cancel coverage retroactively except in cases of fraud.
- Increased government oversight of insurance costs and overhead. Companies must report how much they spend on medical care against administrative costs.
Your thoughts?
HOSPITALS: "The hospitals are ultimately the winners — one doesn’t increase spending on health care by nearly $1 trillion without some significant part of it flowing to hospitals," said Sheryl Skolnick, a hospital analyst with CRT Capital Group in Stamford, Conn.
· Pros:
o Worried they might get hit hard by the health legislation, hospitals were the first industry to make a deal with President Barack Obama and the Senate Finance Committee last year. Hospital groups agreed to give up $155 billion in Medicare funding over the next decade. But they are expecting that to make more than that – at least $170 billion - by having to treat fewer uninsured patients.
o An individual insurance mandate and subsidies for low-income Americans to buy coverage means hospitals will have more paying customers.
o Hospitals got guarantees that cuts in federal Disproportionate Share payments that they receive for treating the uninsured wouldn't occur until the insurance expansion is in place. And even then, some of the funding will remain to help hospitals treat illegal immigrants and recipients of Medicaid, the state-federal program for the poor.
· Cons:
o Hospitals are slated to lose $155 billion in federal funding over a decade.
o A new independent commission would have broad authority over Medicare spending, though most of its powers don't kick in until 2018.
· Mixed
o The bill sharply expands Medicaid, which will reduce the number of uninsured patients. But Medicaid typically pays less than private insurers or Medicare.
INSURERS : In the short term, insurers will gain enrollment but the bill may cost them in the long run if health costs don't come under control," said Peter Kongstvedt, a McLean, Va.-based insurance industry consultant.
· Pros
o The individual health insurance mandate, along with subsidies for low-income Americans, will bring insurers tens of millions of new customers.
o The expansion of Medicaid will also provide new customers; many recipients will be covered by private managed care plans.
· Cons
o The bill calls for $132 billion in cuts to Medicare Advantage plans, the private health plans that cover one in five seniors (only one in ten seniors in Kansas).
o New taxes on the industry total $70 billion over 10 years, beginning in 2014.
o Insurers are facing a new requirement to spend 85 percent of their premium dollars on health care, potentially leaving less money for administration, marketing and profits.
o The so-called "Cadillac" tax on high-cost health plans is aimed at insurers, though it won't take effect until 2018.
o Lawmakers called for relatively low penalties -- just $95 in 2014 – for not buying insurance, which could encourage many healthy people to skip coverage.
PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES: "Pharma is one of the big winners," said Nancy Chockley, president of the National Institute for Health Care Management, a nonpartisan health policy research organization funded by Blue Cross and Blue Shield plans and government grants.
· Pros
o The drug industry will put up $84.8 billion to help fund the legislation. Part of that goes to making brand-name drugs more affordable for seniors who hit the Medicare coverage gap - the "doughnut hole." But pharmaceutical firms stand to make much more in return. With more Americans insured, more can buy brand-name drugs.
o Expensive biologic drugs would get 12 years of exclusivity protection from generics. Obama, AARP and the generic drug industry were calling for a 5- or 7-year limit. While biologic drugs are only a small portion of industry sales, they represent the fastest-growing segment of the market.
o The legislation, despite the pleas of some lawmakers, doesn't make it easier for Americans to buy less expensive drugs from abroad. Nor does it allow the government to negotiate lower drug prices for Medicare.
· Cons
o The industry will pay out $84.8 billion in new fees, rebates and discounts over the next decade.
DOCTORS : "Primary care doctors got a bump up in funding and overall doctors got a pass," said Gail Wilensky, a senior fellow at Project Hope and former head of the Medicare program.
· Pros
o Primary-care doctors and surgeons practicing in areas with a shortage of physicians get a 10 percent bonus payment from Medicare from 2011 to 2015. Medicaid will pay primary care doctors Medicare rates in 2013 and 2014, to coincide with the Medicaid expansion. Medicare typically pays at least 20 percent higher rates than Medicaid.
· Cons
o No significant medical liability changes are in any of the overhaul bills, though there is money for states to run pilot programs.
· Mixed
o The Medicaid expansion, to everyone under 133 percent of the federal poverty level ($29,326 for a family of four) means more patients have insurance, though at the lower Medicaid rates.
o The current Medicare physician payment formula that each year threatens to slash doctor payments was left untouched. But Congress traditionally steps in to nullify the cuts.
NURSING HOMES: Because most nursing home patients are covered by Medicare or Medicaid, reducing the number of uninsured doesn't really help the facilities. As a result, the industry doesn't see much gain in the overhaul.
· Pros
o The bill would establish the Community Living Assistance Services and Supports (CLASS) Act, a national voluntary insurance program that would allow people to finance their long-term care in advance through payroll deductions. It would provide a cash benefit of about $50 a day for long-term care, including nursing homes, in the home and adult day care.
· Cons
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Not The Most Diligent
I understand this. Let's all just move past it.
We left off at the beginning of the Cardiopulmonary module. The first half the module, Cardio, is now over and I'm pleased to report it was a rousing success. While I now know more than I ever wanted to about the electrophysiology of the heart, it has been interesting and a good module. We've learned much more doctor-ly things such as how to read ECGs (there actually is information in those squiggly lines) and listen to the various heart sounds (<--INTERACTIVE!). To me, learning about heart defects has been one of the more interesting subjects. While I won't go into big hairy details, one aspect is too cool not to share. In general, I think we can all agree that having a heart defect would be an unfortunate thing. That is, unless you've got more than one defect. Sometimes, having a heart defect can actually save your life. More on that later, but first, a bit of background to fully appreciate what's going on here.
Your heart is made up of four chambers (atria and ventricles), separated by four valves, and can be divided into left and right halves. The ventricles are the lower chambers of the heart and are the real workhorses. The atria (plural for atrium) function to kind of "prime" the ventricles and keep the blood flowing.
Blood that has been in your body (deoxygenated) flows into the right atrium. From here it passes through the tricuspid valve and into the right ventricle. The right ventricle pumps blood through the pulmonic valve and into the pulmonary artery where it goes to the lungs to gain oxygen. Once the blood has oxygen, it flows from the lungs and into the left atrium. From here, the blood passes through the mitral valve (named for a bishop's mitre) and into the left ventricle. The left ventricle pumps blood through the aortic valve and into your aorta where it goes to your entire body and provides that much needed oxygen.

Having a hole in your heart that changes this flow of oxygenated/deoxygenated blood constitutes a fairly large number of heart defects and many of them either close on their own or can be fixed. (In fact, when you're growing in the womb, it's normal and necessary to have one so your blood bypasses the lungs.) But I digress.
One major heart problem is called Transposition of the Great Vessels (technically dextro-TotGV, but we're simplifying here). Because of a problem during development, a person's pulmonary artery and aorta are switched. Aside from this sounding scary (which it is), it prevents blood from undergoing its normal exchange of oxygen. Oxygen-rich blood simply cycles from the lungs, through the left side of the heart, and back into the lungs. Oxygen-depleted blood from the body enters the right side of the heart and is pumped into the aorta and back in to the body. Having this defect on its own is, as they say in school, "incompatible with life." (How's that for cold medical talk, eh?)
"Bad News"---^Now you may be asking yourself (if you're still reading), Okay, Matthew, where does the coolness of this all come in? Cause right now, you're just talking about fatal heart defects.
I understand, dear reader(s). The cool part about this is that if a person has transposition of the great vessels AND another hole-in-the-heart defect (such as Patent Ductus Arteriosus or Atrial Septal Defect), the second defect allows just enough oxygen to intermingle and flow what is normally the wrong way that the person stays alive. When this dual defect is coupled with the (hopefully) astute actions of the medical team delivering the baby, the doctors are able to recognize what's going on, rush the baby into surgery and swap the vessels around to where they are supposed to be.
That's right, crazy-emergency-heart-surgery-on-a-baby-that-has-a-success-rate-of-OVER 90%. Medicine FTW! (FTW= For the Win)
Until next time. (Which will be much sooner- I know, I know.)



