Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Not Quite The Beginning - Part 2
After he had climbed the four flights to his one bedroom apartment and set down his bag, Carter's phone vibrated against his thigh. The accompanying tinny ringtone stopped when he pushed the talk button.
"Carter Hamilton, it's about time you picked up," Jackson's familiar voice said. "You really gonna leave an old pal like me hanging?"
"Jackson," Carter said, "how are you doing?"
"What do you mean, 'How am I doing'? How would you be after breathing free air for the first time in 3 years? I'm fucking fantastic. Glad to be out of that concrete shithole."
"I can imagine," Carter replied. Specks of dust drifted through the air in front of him, catching the evening light.
"Well now, no you can't, can you?" Jackson spat. "You weren't caught. Weren't even arrested or talked to, if I remember correctly," he added. Carter stopped pacing. Seconds ticked by. "But, let's not rehash the past. A new leaf and all that bullshit." Carter heard the squelch of a train through the phone.
"What can I do for you?" he asked. Unease twisted through his stomach, as he waited for the words he knew would come.
"I've got a job," Jackson replied. "And I could use your services." Carter felt bile seep into his throat.
"Jackson," Carter began, "I don't know if I ca-"
"You shut it. Stop right there," Jackson interrupted. "I don't want to hear a thing. Not one word. I knew you'd go soft with me gone. You never had a damn backbone." Carter closed his eyes and willed himself to say something, anything. "I don't know what you don't understand. You're the alarm guy. That's it. You deal with all the electronic crap, cutting your wires, and I handle everything else. Stealing ain't exactly a complex science."
"You don't understa-" Carter stuttered.
"No," He said. "Just meet me in an hour at the old diner on 23rd. I could use some real food." And with that, Carter heard the line go dead.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
A Little More Personal
Things I Like More Than...Other Things?
-Extra computer storage space. External hard drives, USB sticks, blank CDs/DVDs, I am an equal opportunity advocate. I don't actually know why I have such a fascination with extra space (I may or may not have three external hard drives, two USB sticks, three spindles of discs, and an iPod), but I think it goes back to a feeling of freedom and potential. Do I have space to buy that [electronic media]? You bet your ass I do. I have space three hundred times over.
-Naming inanimate objects. This partially ties to the previous comment as I also name all of my computer drives (don't tell me "T-REX" isn't cooler than "C-Drive"), but it goes beyond that. My computer? Persephone. My T-Rex? Winston. Turtle Ottoman? Herbert. iPod? Nightwing. Phone? Alfred. Doing so just gives everything a bit of punch and personality. Try it. Need to kick you off? Spartacus.
-Discovering my water bottle to be full without remembering having filled it.
-Forgetting about E-learning assignments for class (online assignments) only to find that we never had any.
-Stepping outside on the first real day of Autumn. The air has just enough chill that you know Summer is finally over.
-Fruit snacks.
-Having a good author draw you in and then finding out he/she writes a series or has additional books.
-An indie girl, an odd but wonderful group of people, and two crazy Frenchmen.
-The Library.
-The Wire. I'm through season 3 and would argue it's the greatest story told on television, and I'm a frakkin' Lostie. ((+10 nerd points if you know what else I'm referencing here)).
-The unusual feeling/pain that you feel in your face after laughing so hard you start to cry and can barely breath. This exclusively happens with friends, usually when ridiculous stories are being told.
-Anything that satiates my ridiculous need for trivia.
-The ultimate gateway fruit.
-Hanging out with old friends, and feeling so at home it's almost like you never left.
Thoughts? I'd love to hear them in the comments below.
Until next time.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Ongoing Changes
You may or may not have noticed if you came here from a bookmark or previous address, that there was a feeder page and my blog has a new URL. If you're currently going, "What are you talking about?" you can pretty much ignore what I am, in fact, talking about. I originally wanted my blog to be orderly and systematic in its makeup. That flew out the window when my desired address, to match my desired title, "Paging the Doc," was not available. This led to the use of the alternate address -pagingdocgib- that you know and love (or maybe just bookmarked). Imagine my delight when I discovered my ideal name, that which so perfectly captures the essence of my writing (or maybe just the title of my blog), was available. I snatched it up!
So what does this mean for you? Nothing if you don't want it to. You can go to pagingdocgib.blogspot and be redirected here (although you will no longer see new posts in feeds/notifications), or you can do what the cool kids are doing and delete that old mismatched bookmark and save yourself a new new. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.
Well. If you insist.
From where we left off, I have now successfully finished my first year of school and am currently doing some summer work in Pediatrics. Let me repeat that.
I HAVE FINISHED A YEAR OF SCHOOL.
This is also known as, Good-lord-how-did-time-go-by-so-quickly or I-don't-feel-like-a-quarter-of-an-official-doctor. Other milestones? I have also now been married for over one year and, as expected, lived in a new city/apartment for the same amount of time. I cannot believe it.
Well. One thing. That my own sinuses would obey me and stop acting out so that I could be at the hospital now, rather than at home, seemingly blowing my brains out through my nose. I haven't had anatomy of the head yet, but I'm sure there's some kind of pathway/condition that could make that possible.
Until next time.
Monday, May 24, 2010
What Really Happened
So: if you're a LOST fan- SPOILERS.
If you're not a LOST fan- sorry, this blog will suck.

((Fun Did-You-Remember Moment: Sideways (aka dead) Jack looks in the mirror and asks his mother where he got that scar on his abdomen because he doesn't remember. She says he had his appendix out. We know better than that now. StabbedbyFakeLockeduringtheEpicLastBattletoSavetheIsland.))
Until next time.
Monday, April 19, 2010
A Return to Form?
Read: Never. His curiosity is insatiable!Side-Note Medical Reminder: Ladies- do a self breast exam once a month. Fellas- same goes for you with your testes. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
The Beginning of the End of the Beginning

Until next time.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
A Different Type of Battle

Until next time.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Health Reform? Huh?
- People who are currently deemed "uninsurable" due to preexisting conditions will be able to enroll in a new federal insurance program that should be established in 90 days. This will serve to kind of get the ball rolling until such conditions are banned outright for adults in 2014.
- Children under 19 cannot be denied covered due to preexisting conditions. Parents will be able to continue covering their children on their plans up until the age of 26 (unless they are offered insurance through their employer). This helps give kids access.
- The Medicare Part D Coverage Gap (the giant "doughnut hole" in coverage for drugs for the elderly) will be halved, with 50% being covered (up from zero). This helps fix a huge cost issue in providing pharmaceuticals to the elderly. Fun fact: Want to know the quality of the legislation that made Part D coverage, passed in 2006, so awesome? The main proponent of the legislation and head of the committee on pharmaceuticals, Former Congressman Billy Tauzin (R-LA), quit Congress two days after it passed and then immediately started working for the PhRMA lobbying group. Insane.
- Small businesses (less than 25 employees/wages of less than $50,000) qualify for a tax credit of up to 35% of the costs of health insurance premiums for employees.
- No more lifetime caps on insurance coverage and restrictions will be placed on annual limits.
- Insurance companies not cancel coverage retroactively except in cases of fraud.
- Increased government oversight of insurance costs and overhead. Companies must report how much they spend on medical care against administrative costs.
Your thoughts?
HOSPITALS: "The hospitals are ultimately the winners — one doesn’t increase spending on health care by nearly $1 trillion without some significant part of it flowing to hospitals," said Sheryl Skolnick, a hospital analyst with CRT Capital Group in Stamford, Conn.
· Pros:
o Worried they might get hit hard by the health legislation, hospitals were the first industry to make a deal with President Barack Obama and the Senate Finance Committee last year. Hospital groups agreed to give up $155 billion in Medicare funding over the next decade. But they are expecting that to make more than that – at least $170 billion - by having to treat fewer uninsured patients.
o An individual insurance mandate and subsidies for low-income Americans to buy coverage means hospitals will have more paying customers.
o Hospitals got guarantees that cuts in federal Disproportionate Share payments that they receive for treating the uninsured wouldn't occur until the insurance expansion is in place. And even then, some of the funding will remain to help hospitals treat illegal immigrants and recipients of Medicaid, the state-federal program for the poor.
· Cons:
o Hospitals are slated to lose $155 billion in federal funding over a decade.
o A new independent commission would have broad authority over Medicare spending, though most of its powers don't kick in until 2018.
· Mixed
o The bill sharply expands Medicaid, which will reduce the number of uninsured patients. But Medicaid typically pays less than private insurers or Medicare.
INSURERS : In the short term, insurers will gain enrollment but the bill may cost them in the long run if health costs don't come under control," said Peter Kongstvedt, a McLean, Va.-based insurance industry consultant.
· Pros
o The individual health insurance mandate, along with subsidies for low-income Americans, will bring insurers tens of millions of new customers.
o The expansion of Medicaid will also provide new customers; many recipients will be covered by private managed care plans.
· Cons
o The bill calls for $132 billion in cuts to Medicare Advantage plans, the private health plans that cover one in five seniors (only one in ten seniors in Kansas).
o New taxes on the industry total $70 billion over 10 years, beginning in 2014.
o Insurers are facing a new requirement to spend 85 percent of their premium dollars on health care, potentially leaving less money for administration, marketing and profits.
o The so-called "Cadillac" tax on high-cost health plans is aimed at insurers, though it won't take effect until 2018.
o Lawmakers called for relatively low penalties -- just $95 in 2014 – for not buying insurance, which could encourage many healthy people to skip coverage.
PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES: "Pharma is one of the big winners," said Nancy Chockley, president of the National Institute for Health Care Management, a nonpartisan health policy research organization funded by Blue Cross and Blue Shield plans and government grants.
· Pros
o The drug industry will put up $84.8 billion to help fund the legislation. Part of that goes to making brand-name drugs more affordable for seniors who hit the Medicare coverage gap - the "doughnut hole." But pharmaceutical firms stand to make much more in return. With more Americans insured, more can buy brand-name drugs.
o Expensive biologic drugs would get 12 years of exclusivity protection from generics. Obama, AARP and the generic drug industry were calling for a 5- or 7-year limit. While biologic drugs are only a small portion of industry sales, they represent the fastest-growing segment of the market.
o The legislation, despite the pleas of some lawmakers, doesn't make it easier for Americans to buy less expensive drugs from abroad. Nor does it allow the government to negotiate lower drug prices for Medicare.
· Cons
o The industry will pay out $84.8 billion in new fees, rebates and discounts over the next decade.
DOCTORS : "Primary care doctors got a bump up in funding and overall doctors got a pass," said Gail Wilensky, a senior fellow at Project Hope and former head of the Medicare program.
· Pros
o Primary-care doctors and surgeons practicing in areas with a shortage of physicians get a 10 percent bonus payment from Medicare from 2011 to 2015. Medicaid will pay primary care doctors Medicare rates in 2013 and 2014, to coincide with the Medicaid expansion. Medicare typically pays at least 20 percent higher rates than Medicaid.
· Cons
o No significant medical liability changes are in any of the overhaul bills, though there is money for states to run pilot programs.
· Mixed
o The Medicaid expansion, to everyone under 133 percent of the federal poverty level ($29,326 for a family of four) means more patients have insurance, though at the lower Medicaid rates.
o The current Medicare physician payment formula that each year threatens to slash doctor payments was left untouched. But Congress traditionally steps in to nullify the cuts.
NURSING HOMES: Because most nursing home patients are covered by Medicare or Medicaid, reducing the number of uninsured doesn't really help the facilities. As a result, the industry doesn't see much gain in the overhaul.
· Pros
o The bill would establish the Community Living Assistance Services and Supports (CLASS) Act, a national voluntary insurance program that would allow people to finance their long-term care in advance through payroll deductions. It would provide a cash benefit of about $50 a day for long-term care, including nursing homes, in the home and adult day care.
· Cons
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Must Be Done
Reminder:
Preview:
Rock Chalk.
Friday, January 29, 2010
A Complex Situation - Part 1: Politics
"elected them [Congresspersons] to make decisions not necessarily based on their goals or ambitions but based on our [the citizens'] situation and needs. It is their job to view the current national and global situation from every possible angle. It is their job to make sense of things and then approach the problem with the goal of improving the lives of those they serve."I think most everyone in the country would agree with that. We need less politicking, fighting, bickering, partisanship, and worrying about the next election and more cooperation and accomplishment. How does this play out in health care and with the reform that is being debated now?
Personally, I don't think that there is ever going to be a "right time" to work on health care reform or any big issue for that matter. Don't get me wrong, I want things to be well thought out and done right, but health care reform is not a new issue. FDR, Truman, Johnson, Nixon and Clinton have all attempted comprehensive health care reform. Only Johnson succeeded (partially) with the creation of Medicare and Medicaid. (Fun fact: FDR was going to propose socialized medicine until a certain country had to go crazy with that whole whacked-out-final-solution-socialism-world war thing. It's in this book which I've recommended before.) With the current political environment of every action being analyzed through the prism of the next election and everyone too worried to simply do the job they were hired for, I'd rather Obama make it a national issue (thereby doing his job) and try to get Congress to finish it.
Until next time.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
A Quick Update
Thank you so much for the responses on my last post. I really appreciate it and will be parsing through everything and posting a response tomorrow. "Why tomorrow?" you may ask. And I respond: Cardiopulmonary is finished (and has been beaten into submission to be more accurate) and I'll have the time to get everything done the right way.
In the mean time, to hold you over, check out this fantastic little number:

That is wonderful. Want to see it for yourself? Well, check it out here.
(tomorrow)
Friday, January 1, 2010
A New Decade
While everyone seems to be excited about the new year (and sure, I'll go along with that), I'm more excited about the prospect of a new official decade. When I look back at the past decade, my mind explodes when I see just how much of my life has changed (and oddly stayed the same)
What changed? During the aughts I:
-cycled through middle school, high school, college, and am now studying medicine.
-have lived in three different towns and progressed from living at home to living "on my own" with people who are essentially brothers (if I didn't already have 3 good ones- that I gained in this past decade) to being wonderfully married.
-went from being an awkward and strange single teen to an awkward and strange (but very lucky) husband.
-became an uncle to not one, not two, but three hilarious boys.
What didn't change? I still:
-read incessantly (but like to think that I read better now thanks to that whole college degree thing)
-play and/or unabashedly enjoy video games/comic books/computers/tv shows/etc. (although I like to think my that tastes have refined)
-maintain a ridiculous competitive streak that school has been kind enough to keep alive.
The point of all this? I don't really know. Perhaps just to stop for a moment and think back at what's happened and changed over the past 10 years. You should, too. This is, after all, your life. Don't forget the immortal words of advice.
Until next time.
Edit: Upon reading this post, my new year resolution will be to slash my use of parenthesis. My bad.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Not The Most Diligent
I understand this. Let's all just move past it.
We left off at the beginning of the Cardiopulmonary module. The first half the module, Cardio, is now over and I'm pleased to report it was a rousing success. While I now know more than I ever wanted to about the electrophysiology of the heart, it has been interesting and a good module. We've learned much more doctor-ly things such as how to read ECGs (there actually is information in those squiggly lines) and listen to the various heart sounds (<--INTERACTIVE!). To me, learning about heart defects has been one of the more interesting subjects. While I won't go into big hairy details, one aspect is too cool not to share. In general, I think we can all agree that having a heart defect would be an unfortunate thing. That is, unless you've got more than one defect. Sometimes, having a heart defect can actually save your life. More on that later, but first, a bit of background to fully appreciate what's going on here.
Your heart is made up of four chambers (atria and ventricles), separated by four valves, and can be divided into left and right halves. The ventricles are the lower chambers of the heart and are the real workhorses. The atria (plural for atrium) function to kind of "prime" the ventricles and keep the blood flowing.
Blood that has been in your body (deoxygenated) flows into the right atrium. From here it passes through the tricuspid valve and into the right ventricle. The right ventricle pumps blood through the pulmonic valve and into the pulmonary artery where it goes to the lungs to gain oxygen. Once the blood has oxygen, it flows from the lungs and into the left atrium. From here, the blood passes through the mitral valve (named for a bishop's mitre) and into the left ventricle. The left ventricle pumps blood through the aortic valve and into your aorta where it goes to your entire body and provides that much needed oxygen.

Having a hole in your heart that changes this flow of oxygenated/deoxygenated blood constitutes a fairly large number of heart defects and many of them either close on their own or can be fixed. (In fact, when you're growing in the womb, it's normal and necessary to have one so your blood bypasses the lungs.) But I digress.
One major heart problem is called Transposition of the Great Vessels (technically dextro-TotGV, but we're simplifying here). Because of a problem during development, a person's pulmonary artery and aorta are switched. Aside from this sounding scary (which it is), it prevents blood from undergoing its normal exchange of oxygen. Oxygen-rich blood simply cycles from the lungs, through the left side of the heart, and back into the lungs. Oxygen-depleted blood from the body enters the right side of the heart and is pumped into the aorta and back in to the body. Having this defect on its own is, as they say in school, "incompatible with life." (How's that for cold medical talk, eh?)
"Bad News"---^Now you may be asking yourself (if you're still reading), Okay, Matthew, where does the coolness of this all come in? Cause right now, you're just talking about fatal heart defects.
I understand, dear reader(s). The cool part about this is that if a person has transposition of the great vessels AND another hole-in-the-heart defect (such as Patent Ductus Arteriosus or Atrial Septal Defect), the second defect allows just enough oxygen to intermingle and flow what is normally the wrong way that the person stays alive. When this dual defect is coupled with the (hopefully) astute actions of the medical team delivering the baby, the doctors are able to recognize what's going on, rush the baby into surgery and swap the vessels around to where they are supposed to be.
That's right, crazy-emergency-heart-surgery-on-a-baby-that-has-a-success-rate-of-OVER 90%. Medicine FTW! (FTW= For the Win)
Until next time. (Which will be much sooner- I know, I know.)
Friday, November 13, 2009
Real Med School
That being said, what have I been doing for the past half an hour?
Not I2.
After finishing my review of this morning's lecture and review (that's right, a review...of...a...review...) I felt like a break was in order before a student panel here in a few minutes. As some of you may or may not know, I have one blood sibling, an older sister, who also writes a blog. Now, while she is a great sister, loving mom, and probably caring wife, she also exploits her children for blog-hits. I thought, If she uses my nephews, why can't I?
So! Behold! I present photos that my sister took in an attempt to capture the spirit of her children. Sadly, where she fails, I succeed. She captured their expressions; I have revealed their true thoughts.
*Note*: As my sister was the photographer, the thoughts of the subjects naturally reference her.
Series 1!






Series 2!



This is all. I must study. Again.
Until next time.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
What Think You I Take My Pen In Hand?
Things I Like More Than Gen/Neo:
-Pouring just the right amount of granola into a cup of yogurt so that it doesn't spill over when I mix it.
-Being able to "hide" the annoying status updates (such as "Farmville" and "MafiaWars") on Facebook.
-The chill an autumn evening's air leaves in your chest.
-Feeling completely content wandering through a book store, even when not buying anything.
-The 3rd or 4th bite of a really good apple, once you've really broken through the skin and can get a crisp chunk of it.
-Getting an unexpected package, letter, magazine, or item in the mail.
-Jason Sudeikis on SNL.
-Opening the door to the mail box and seeing anything there.
-Top 10 (or 20/25/30/50/100) lists of just about anything, but particularly things to do with books or movies.
-The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman.
-Getting a really good Sporcle game when the "random" button is clicked.
-Hyperlinking.
-Writing with a really nice pen.
-Coming up with (what I think are) clever tags for blog posts.
-Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
-Having a wonderful wife (not at all because she will make a few extra said cookies when she's making them for work).
-All of the backgrounds and photos of InterfaceLift.
-Hitting a crosswalk at just the right time so that you don't have to break stride.
-Getting more than 6 good songs in a row on Pandora.
-The Office.
-Reading.
-Finding a good excuse to not study.
Until next time.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Am I Ready For Some Football?
Football.
A.k.a., the gridiron where the 1st year students (M1s) will boldly triumph over their second year oppressors (M2s).
In a few hours, the two classes will meet on the grass battlefield for two games of "flag" football: one men's game, one women's game. Throughout the day, via email and with the cunning use of YouTube videos, trash has been electronically talked and the School of Medicine now has 350 very rowdy and excited students on their hands.
While the outcome of the game technically remains unknown (come on, the M1s will dominate), the fun of anticipation has likely made it worthwhile for all those involved. Having this game to look forward to helps remind all the students that we can still have fun and not study every waking hour. Plus, a bunch of money is being raised for Harversters through ticket sales.
I leave you with one image and two links to better summarize the coming clash.
M2 Trash Talk
M1 Honesty
A taste of what's to come:

Until next time.
